Alex - 17 - junior
love me, institutions of higher learning, please love me
home
message
about me
navigation
sister^2 school
archive
theme made by gyapo
powered by Tumblr
4 months ago
2,690 notes - reblog

Shanghai skyline - © Daniel Estrada

Shanghai skyline - © Daniel Estrada

5 months ago
28,799 notes - reblog
"As a doctor, let me tell you what self-love does:
It improves your hearing, your eyesight, lowers your blood pressure, increases pulmonary function, cardiac output, and helps wiring the musculature. So, if we had a rampant epidemic of self-love then our healthcare costs would go down dramatically. So, this isn’t just some little frou-frou new age notion, oh love yourself honey. This is hardcore science."
5 months ago
27,492 notes - reblog

particlefucker:

vinyls not finals

(Source: bigbugmanfeaturingmarlonbrando)

5 months ago
443 notes - reblog

(Source: melaiike)

5 months ago
523 notes - reblog
"You don’t necessarily need to know what’s going on. You just do it. Like long division does anyone really know what going on with long division?"
Linear algebra professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
5 months ago
7,419 notes - reblog
"His username is Patroclus. His password is also Patroclus."
Odysseus, on Achilles, Book 7 (via incorrectiliad)

(Source: incorrectclassics)

5 months ago
256,226 notes - reblog

(Source: descendantof)

5 months ago
37,644 notes - reblog
"

Here’s a basic rule: if you’re reading or watching a Shakespeare play, and you’re not imagining the actors standing in front of a mosh pit of jeering Londoners waiting to throw vegetables at the stage, you’re doing it wrong.

Shakespeare might have written the best works in the English language, or given us profound insight into the nature of humanity, or whatever — but his works wouldn’t have survived to our day if he hadn’t been popular when he was alive, and he wouldn’t have been popular when he was alive if he hadn’t been able to please the crowd. And that includes a lot of dirty jokes. A lot.

Sometimes in incredibly inappropriate places. We’re here to rescue a few of those for you, and retroactively embarrass the heck out of your fourteen-year-old self, who had to stand up in English class and read things that, in retrospect, are absolutely filthy.

This isn’t about the stuff that always does crack fourteen-year-olds up in English class, but is totally innocent: the “bring me my long sword, ho!” sort of thing.

But the kids who lose it every time the word “ho” is uttered are closer to the spirit of Shakespeare than the teacher who demands they treat the words like museum pieces.

Sure, it would be awkward for teachers to explain the Elizabethan double entendres to their students — but pretending they don’t exist makes Shakespeare seem unnecessarily stuffy and difficult.

So we’re going to start with the most obvious innuendoes, and move on to some seriously advanced sex punnery that is probably going to blow your mind.

"
5 months ago
131,348 notes - reblog

babyferaligator:

Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time

(Source: 420dongsquad)

5 months ago
20,179 notes - reblog

stilesitlinski:

Sing your heart out // random well known songs.

[ l i s t e n ]

(Source: jordanparirsh)

next
1/82